Abby McAlpine

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
― Nicolas Chamfort

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
― Oscar Wilde