Samantha

“Keep true. Never be ashamed of doing right. Decide what you think is right and stick to it.”
― George Eliot

“Above all, don't lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
― Mark Twain