“You can’t control the bad things that happen to you. All you can do is decide how much of you you’re going to let them take.”
― The Happy Ever After Playlist
― The Happy Ever After Playlist
“When did you stop drawing penises on stuff?”
He snorted. “What?”
“Like, how old were you when you stopped drawing penises on stuff? I was just thinking how great a guy roommate would be and I realized the only downside would be finding penises drawn in the steam on the bathroom mirror.”
His dimpled smile made me grin.
“I just drew a penis on Brandon’s truck the other day.”
I laughed. “So men never outgrow it. Nice.”
He smiled at me. “Is this really what you’re standing there thinking about?”
“Welcome to my brain. Strap in and keep your arms inside the ride at all times.”
― The Friend Zone
He snorted. “What?”
“Like, how old were you when you stopped drawing penises on stuff? I was just thinking how great a guy roommate would be and I realized the only downside would be finding penises drawn in the steam on the bathroom mirror.”
His dimpled smile made me grin.
“I just drew a penis on Brandon’s truck the other day.”
I laughed. “So men never outgrow it. Nice.”
He smiled at me. “Is this really what you’re standing there thinking about?”
“Welcome to my brain. Strap in and keep your arms inside the ride at all times.”
― The Friend Zone
“...drunks and leggings always tell the truth.”
― The Friend Zone
― The Friend Zone
“Apparently dogs are the answer to all life’s problems.”
― Life’s Too Short
― Life’s Too Short
“I’m a woman. I can go into a bar penniless wearing sweats and a questionable rash and come out with leftovers and a buzz.”
― The Friend Zone
― The Friend Zone
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