“Crocodiles are easy,' Steve said. 'They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”
― Steve & Me
― Steve & Me
“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.”
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
“people don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character”
― The Lie
― The Lie
“One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
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