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“There are millions of comedians around or certainly there were when I started. They play nightclubs, or on TV, or at private functions, and they all need material: jokes, bits, routines, something to say. Most of them were not very good as evidenced by the fact that they needed other people to put words in their mouth, funny words. If left on their own, they couldn’t coax a chuckle from a manic fat man on laughing gas.”
― Woody Allen, Apropos of Nothing

“In those days the planes had propellers and couldn’t make the trip nonstop and, worst of all, traveled through the sky.”
― Woody Allen, Apropos of Nothing

“I had no sense of direction. Once, driving on the Sunrise Highway, Harlene said her parents were away and we could go to her house and use the bedroom. Inflamed by the idea, I made a quick U-turn and knocked over a telephone pole.”
― Woody Allen, Apropos of Nothing

“I know as much about wine as I know about horses or bipolar women. The trick is to position your eyes so it looks like you’re checking the year on the menu but really checking the prices.”
― Woody Allen, Apropos of Nothing