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“Some things, the best things, do last forever”
― The Chaos of Stars
― The Chaos of Stars
“I kiss him, and I am reborn”
― The Chaos of Stars
― The Chaos of Stars
“I hate Hollywood fund-raisers. I am so bored going to a twenty-five million dollar house to hear a mogul say, “Good news, everyone. Tonight we’ve raised almost twelve thousand dollars!” You paid your gay hustler more than that, you cheap thing. Why not spare all of us the canapés, small talk and crème brûlée and just write a damn check?”
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
“Tyra’s always standing up for herself and her “race” over perceived slights. For example, she’ll say, “You just pushed me because I’m black!” No, I pushed you because the train was coming right at you, you bulimic twit.”
― Diary of a Mad Diva
― Diary of a Mad Diva
“I hate people who sneak into first class to use the bathroom. I’m sitting there, in 4F, sipping Cristal and admiring my new line of jewelry for QVC, and suddenly, busting through the curtain and rushing toward the bathroom is some doughy soccer mom holding her crotch and yelling, “Emergency, emergency!” No, it’s not!!! Opening the main hatch and pushing you out at thirty thousand feet for disturbing me is an emergency.”
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
― I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me
Rachel’s 2025 Year in Books
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