David Marks

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
― Terry Pratchett

“If you liked being a teenager, there's something really wrong with you.”
― Stephen King