Maria Walker

“Greg made us see, after an enormous amount of effort, that if a (sane) guy really likes you, there ain’t nothing that’s going to get in his way. And if he’s not sane, why would you want him?”
― Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”
― Greg Behrendt

“There was no closure to be had, just jail time in my head. What's he doing? What's he thinking? Does he still love me? Does he love her more? Is he thinking that he made a mistake? It doesn't matter, because the cold hard truth was that he didn't love me enough to want to be with me. It took me a while, but I ultimately realized that I had to physically separate myself from all the things that were keeping me stuck inside my obsessive mind.”
― Greg Behrendt, It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“Better than nothing is not good enough for you!”
― Greg Behrendt