Julie

“A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.”
― Germaine Greer

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
― Steven Wright

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Walter Langer

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand