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Ava’s Quotes

“The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

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“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
"I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!"
"You could in New Hampshire."
My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? "Forget it! No one's getting married!" I hissed. "Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!”
― James Patterson, Max

tags: angel, fang, humor, love, marriage, max, maxride, relationships

977 likes

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”
― James Patterson

tags: funny, iggy, max, maximum-ride

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“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

tags: damsels-in-distress, distress, empowerment, get-over-it, james-patterson, maximum-ride, pretense, trouble

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“Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: *grins* You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

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