Yunus Brainless

“To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.”
― Woody Allen

“We read to know we're not alone.”
― William Nicholson, Shadowlands: A Play

“I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.”
― Woody Allen

“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
― Woody Allen