Brian Williams

“I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.”
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables

“A three-star Italian chef pal of mine was recently talking about why he — a proud Tuscan who makes his own pasta and sauces from scratch daily and runs one of the best restaurant kitchens in New York — would never be so foolish as to hire any Italians to cook on his line. He greatly prefers Ecuadorians, as many chefs do: 'The Italian guy? You screaming at him in the rush, "Where's that risotto?! Is that fucking risotto ready yet? Gimme that risotto!" . . . and the Italian . . . he's gonna give it to you . . . An Ecuadorian guy? He's gonna just turn his back . . . and stir the risotto and keep cooking it until it's done the way you showed him. That's what I want.”
― Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly

“Deadpool: I'm just gonna swipe left on this whole fight if that's cool”
― Gerry Duggan, Hawkeye vs. Deadpool

“My common sense is tingling.”
― Deadpool