Enkiel Morgenstern

“The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is the amount of press coverage.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Self improvement is masturbation...”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn't something you do the first time you think of doing it. It takes getting used to. And you need the means, the opportunity, the motive. A successful suicide demands good organization and a cool head, both of which are usually incompatible with the suicidal state of mind.”
― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

“Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!”
― Bill Maher