“Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.”
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
― Island of the Sequined Love Nun
“Josh: "What is this thing?"
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"
Josh: "Not an abomination, abominable.”
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"
Josh: "Not an abomination, abominable.”
― Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
“That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.”
― Coyote Blue
― Coyote Blue
“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”
― Practical Demonkeeping
― Practical Demonkeeping
“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way."
-The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
-The Chronicles of Abby Normal”
― Bite Me
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