Missy

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anais Nin

“I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.”
― Tallulah Bankhead