Guguk

“Let us say, then, that at some point—five, ten, fifteen, or it may have been twenty minutes later—I became aware of somebody coughing softly at my side like a respectful sheep trying to attract the attention of its shepherd, and with how can I describe what thankfulness and astonishment I perceived Jeeves.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves

“It's idiocy, but all war is idiotic, and the most whole-hearted idiot is apt to win.”
― John Buchan, Greenmantle

“His nature is too noble for the world:
He would not flatter Neptune for his trident,
Or Jove for's power to thunder. His heart's his mouth:
What his breast forges, that his tongue must vent;
And, being angry, does forget that ever
He heard the name of Death.”
― William Shakespeare, Coriolanus

“I'm a poor lonesome cowboy
But it doesn't bother me
Cause this poor lonesome cowboy
Prefers a horse for company."

"Got nothing against women
But I wave them all goodbye
My horse and me keep ridin'
We don't like being tied...”
― Morris