Guguk

“Too hot, my auntie's pinny! Barley soup's as dull as blinkin' dishwater, it needed livenin' up!”
― Brian Jacques, Eulalia!

“Let us say, then, that at some point—five, ten, fifteen, or it may have been twenty minutes later—I became aware of somebody coughing softly at my side like a respectful sheep trying to attract the attention of its shepherd, and with how can I describe what thankfulness and astonishment I perceived Jeeves.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves

“By the time he graduates, projected to be by his thirtieth birthday, Wheeler’s transcript will be a meme used to scare children into studying harder.”
― Kurt Dinan, Don't Get Caught

“I'm a poor lonesome cowboy
But it doesn't bother me
Cause this poor lonesome cowboy
Prefers a horse for company."

"Got nothing against women
But I wave them all goodbye
My horse and me keep ridin'
We don't like being tied...”
― Morris