Bohloeki

“What every girl dreams of when she's dumped is - that the guy will someday feel regrest and come back and tell her all about it. And the beauty of it is you have no regrets whatsoever.”
― Emily Giffin (Love The One You're With)

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”
― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”
― Cat Johnson

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”
― Linda Howard, After the Night