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“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves start blushing and turning red.”
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
― I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.
“A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.”
― $3.33
― $3.33
“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.”
― Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
― Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was.”
― It Occurred to Me
― It Occurred to Me
“I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
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