Jeff Olney

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Science and religion are not at odds. Science is simply too young to understand.”
― Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier