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Shawn Thompson

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Shawn’s Quotes

“I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.”
― David Sedaris

tags: beer, ignorance, naked

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“She just happens to be my father, young man, and I'd appreciate it of you'd show her a little respect.”
― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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“there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

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“Weird doors open. People fall into things.”
― David Sedaris

86 likes

“Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about”
― David Sedaris, Naked

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