Shawn Thompson

“He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.”
― David Sedaris

“What are you, tap dancing up there? You want a put on a show, do you? Well, the theater's closed for the night. Take your act on the road; it's four o'clock in the morning,goddamnit.”
― David Sedaris, Naked

“Weird doors open. People fall into things.”
― David Sedaris

“Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game. ”
― David Sedaris, Holidays on Ice