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Dr. Seuss
“Writing simply means no dependent clauses, no dangling things, no flashbacks, and keeping the subject near the predicate. We throw in as many fresh words we can get away with. Simple, short sentences don't always work. You have to do tricks with pacing, alternate long sentences with short, to keep it vital and alive.... Virtually every page is a cliffhanger--you've got to force them to turn it."~”
Dr. Seuss

Douglas Adams
“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Christopher Moore
“Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night.
Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.”
Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

Christopher Moore
“Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”
Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
tags: love

Christopher Moore
“Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk”
Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue

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