Minky Unicorn

“In that moment, lying there on the floor in agony, he realized that was why his feelings for Liv had so drastically changed. Earlier, she had actually gotten up and attacked one of the men, trying to protect him. Him. A complete bastard who never did anything for anyone.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Mermen

“I think,” she said, “that you are possibly the most misjudged man I’ve ever met.”
He laughed. “Really now? Why’s that?”
“Because your face is the least beautiful thing about you.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“I think it's because when I look at you, I see us. and we're beautiful together.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

“But I think deep down inside I always knew that being genuinely ugly (not just “unattractive” as Asshole had called it) would slow me down.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly