Minky Unicorn

“How was it possible he looked cool and calm and falling to pieces all at once?”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

“In that moment, lying there on the floor in agony, he realized that was why his feelings for Liv had so drastically changed. Earlier, she had actually gotten up and attacked one of the men, trying to protect him. Him. A complete bastard who never did anything for anyone.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Mermen

“I get that you have a huge ego and probably don’t want to admit you’re a disgusting, shallow bastard, but don’t hide behind a doctor’s note.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

“But I think deep down inside I always knew that being genuinely ugly (not just “unattractive” as Asshole had called it) would slow me down.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly