Minky Unicorn

“But I think deep down inside I always knew that being genuinely ugly (not just “unattractive” as Asshole had called it) would slow me down.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

“I think,” she said, “that you are possibly the most misjudged man I’ve ever met.”
He laughed. “Really now? Why’s that?”
“Because your face is the least beautiful thing about you.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

“I think it's because when I look at you, I see us. and we're beautiful together.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly

“I get that you have a huge ego and probably don’t want to admit you’re a disgusting, shallow bastard, but don’t hide behind a doctor’s note.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Fugly