Charles Carnes

“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
― Dalai Lama XIV

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
― Phyllis Diller

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld