Charles Carnes

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Rodney Dangerfield
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

Gena Showalter
“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”
Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth

Rodney Dangerfield
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
Rodney Dangerfield

George Carlin
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
George Carlin

Dalai Lama XIV
“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
Dalai Lama XIV

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662 books | 63 friends

Amy
Amy
138 books | 64 friends

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213 books | 64 friends

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9 books | 69 friends

Charles
183 books | 21 friends

G. Timothy
9 books | 36 friends

Doug
1 book | 53 friends

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