

“Even with all their threats of eternal damnation and soul roasting, Christian missionaries have run across some who were not so quick to swallow their drivel. Pleasure and pain, like beauty, are in the eye of the beholder. So, when missionaries ventured to Alaska and warned the Eskimos of the horrors of Hell and the blazing lake of fire awaiting transgressors, they eagerly asked: "How do we get there?"!”
― The Satanic Bible
― The Satanic Bible

“Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!”
― The Satanic Bible
― The Satanic Bible

“Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!”
― The Satanic Bible
― The Satanic Bible

“I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.”
― The Satanic Bible
― The Satanic Bible

“The other exception to the rule regards dealings with masochists. A masochist derives pleasure from being hurt; so denying the masochist his pleasure through-pain hurts him just as much as actual physical pain hurts the non masochist. The story of the truly cruel sadist illustrates this point: The masochist says to the sadist, "beat me." To which the merciless sadist replies, "NO!" If a person wants to be hurt and enjoys suffering, then there is no reason not to indulge him in his
wont.”
― The Satanic Bible
wont.”
― The Satanic Bible
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