

“Wonder Woman and a gay dementor. It doesn’t bode well for the survival of the species.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Stuffing my face with fun-size Kit Kats. Which, for the record, are way less fun than full-size Kit Kats.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“It’s weird, because Blue’s emails used to be this extra thing that was separate from my actual life. But now I think maybe the emails are my life. Everything else sort of feels like I’m slogging through a dream.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“Puberty is merciless.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

“I don't know how people do this. How Blue did this. Two words. Two freaking words, and I'm not the same Simon anymore.”
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
― Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
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