Austin Smith

“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”
― Meg Cabot, Insatiable

“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s a fact: politicians are not loyal.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
(a Shin'a'in saying)”
― Mercedes Lackey, Owlknight