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“If you've got time to fantasize about a beautiful death, why not live beautifully until the end?”
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“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole new meaning to having your brains fucked out, no wonder their eyes are out on stalks.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“Has something happened to upset you today?”
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not indulge in hobnobbing on the couch.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
― Fun With Dick and Shane
Mocchan’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Mocchan’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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45 friends
842 books
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754 books
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2 books
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2 friends
259 books
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2 friends
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