“If rumours are true a snail’s sex organs are located on the back of its head, how about that eh? It gives a whole new meaning to having your brains fucked out, no wonder their eyes are out on stalks.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“If you've got time to fantasize about a beautiful death, why not live beautifully until the end?”
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“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not indulge in hobnobbing on the couch.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“Has something happened to upset you today?”
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair.”
― Fun With Dick and Shane
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