Chris Elliott

“Did you just say you
Think Mansfield Park is boring?
Get out of my house.”
― Joel Derfner, Gay Haiku

“My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."
Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred.
"Pita Bread!" proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.”
― David Walliams, Billionaire Boy