Sillylittlefishey

“I swear on our children’s lives”—I place a hand on my chest—“I did not shoot Ken Bryant with your gun.”
And it’s true.
I used Jesse’s gun.”
― Freida McFadden, Dear Debbie

“There comes a time in every werewolf's life when he is of age to make certain decisions about his future."

I wondered whether, if I threw something at him, it'd distract him enough for me to drag him out of the kitchen. I glanced over my shoulder out the window. Cater waved at me. Like an asshole.

"My future," Joe said, "is Ox."

Ah god, that made me ache.

“Is that so?” Mom asked. “How do you figure?”

“He’s really nice,” Joe said seriously. “And smells good. And he makes me happy. And I want to do nothing more than put my mouth on him.”

“Ah well,” Thomas said. "We tried."

"He's our little snowflake," Elizabeth told him.

"You want to do what?" I asked Joe incredulously.

He winced. "I didn't mean to say it like that.” He was sweating much more heavily now as he looked back at my mother.

“What does that mean?” she asked.

“It means I want to provide for him to prove my worth,” Joe said. “And then, once he agrees to be mine, I’ll mount him and then bite him and everyone will see that we belong to each other.”
― T.J. Klune

“Is this what it feels like?” he whispered so quietly that I leaned down. “What it feels like?” I asked. “Having a dad?” He tilted his head slightly. Words fled at the same rate every emotion assaulted me. His question flayed me open”
― Rebecca Yarros, The Last Letter

“If he just got laid, he would feel so much better,” she muttered, looking up at the sky. “He might as well be a virgin after a hundred years without a woman.”

The door flew open, and Bartol stepped out, his face a mask of fury. “And you think you’re the one to take care of that problem?”

Cori lifted a brow. “Maybe, maybe not, but someone has to do it. I’m right here if you need me.”
― Susan Illene, Destined for Shadows: Book 1