Sarah Mitchell

“To me, these people were as exotic as animals in a zoo. I'd never seen anything like them. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to be one of them or simply live among them taking notes and photographs. ”
― Augusten Burroughs

“He's a really nice guy, if only I weren't me.”
― Augusten Burroughs, Dry

“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”
― Augusten Burroughs

“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
― Augusten Burroughs