Sarah Mitchell

“your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone.”
― augusten burroughs

“My instinct was always have your gun in your hand. Especially when you are telling somebody to do something.

But, in fact, the police academy discourages this. They feel your gun should rarely, if ever, be brought out of its holster. Most certainly not when children are involved, which is exactly when I saw myself using my gun most often. A truant teenager loitering outside a movie theater is going to be far more motivated to return to school when he has the barrel of a .45 pressed against his cheek.”
― Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects

“I, myself, am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
― Augusten Burroughs

“Red hair is great. It's rare, and therefore superior.”
― Augusten Burroughs