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Alyssa’s Quotes

“Don't make a black woman take off her earrings".”
― Tyler Perry, Don't Make a Black Woman Take Off Her Earrings: Madea's Uninhibited Commentaries on Love and Life

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“So Achmed if you've been in my suitcase this entire time how have you been getting through security? Oh thats easy they open the suitcase and i say 'ello my name is lindey lohan!”
― Jeff Dunham

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“Jeff: The drive from the valley?
Peanut: Was bad as hell!
Jeff: Traffic?
Peanut: Sucked like hell!
Jeff: Drivers?
Peanut: Angry as hell!
Jeff: And you?
Peanut: Were scared as hell!
Jeff: Parking?
Peanut: Sucked more like hell!
Jeff: So?
Peanut: We're in hell! ”
― Jeff Dunham

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Alyssa’s Groups

House of Anubis Fan Club! — 110 members — last activity May 06, 2016 12:49PM
Hello Sibuna Members ...more

Role-playing group — 5 members — last activity Sep 08, 2011 05:25PM
in this group you can role play, you can be any one you want to be like: and elf, dworf, or even a magical little wizard that needs grape juice lol ;D ...more

Varified Role-Players — 5 members — last activity Jul 27, 2011 09:48AM
Hey if u love role playing, they why dont u become a varified role-player?

People With Different Interests — 2 members — last activity Jun 19, 2012 11:46AM
This is a place where people can do all kinds of things like: role-play, talk, ect. have fun.