Lisa

“Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.”
― Fran Lebowitz

“Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.”
― Fran Lebowitz

“I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.”
― Fran Lebowitz

“The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one’s soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive – you are leaking.”
― Fran Lebowitz, The Fran Lebowitz Reader