“Back in Khufu's day I knew a magician who parted the Nile just so he could climb to the bottom and retrieve a girl's necklace. Then there was that Israelite fellow, Mickey."
"Moses?"
"Yeah, him.”
― The Throne of Fire
"Moses?"
"Yeah, him.”
― The Throne of Fire
“Wha-what?" Her eyes fluttered open.
"Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep.”
― The Red Pyramid
"Nothing," I shouted. "We're being followed by a slaying machine. Go back to sleep.”
― The Red Pyramid
“Ah, Mastery of the Five Elements!"
"Is that the one we want?" I asked.
"No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!"
"Cheese?”
― The Red Pyramid
"Is that the one we want?" I asked.
"No, but a good one. How to tame the five essential elements of the universe - earth, air, water, fire, and cheese!"
"Cheese?”
― The Red Pyramid
“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.'
Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”
― I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”
― I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
“Most little girls in England grow up wanting to marry
a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick James Bond's butt and assume his double-0 ranking.”
― Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick James Bond's butt and assume his double-0 ranking.”
― Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy
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