Cody Apedaile

“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.”
― Andrew Jackson

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
― Victor Borge

“Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin