Cody Apedaile

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.”
― Andrew Jackson

“Any fool can make a rule
And any fool will mind it.”
― Henry David Thoreau, Journal #14

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”
― Clint Eastwood