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George Carlin
“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings
tags: humor

Stephen  King
“The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart knows what the heart knows”
Stephen King

William Arthur Ward
“It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.”
William Arthur Ward

Gerald Morris
“There's never a reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust.”
Gerald Morris, The Quest of the Fair Unknown

Bill Watterson
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson

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