Maria Hoffmann

“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“The mind can calculate, but the spirit yearns, and the heart knows what the heart knows”
― Stephen King

“It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses.”
― William Arthur Ward

“There's never a reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust.”
― Gerald Morris, The Quest of the Fair Unknown