David Conner

“Plans are one thing and fate another. When they coincide, success results. Yet success mustn't be considered the absolute. It is questionable, for that matter, whether success is an adequate resposne to life. Success can eliminate as many options as failure.”
― Tom Robbins, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

“A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.”
― Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume

“To an artist a metaphor is as real as a dollar.”
― Tom Robbins, Another Roadside Attraction

“If this typewriter can't do it, then fuck it, it can't be done.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker