Mollie

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
― Mae West

“You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.”
― Noël Coward, Hay Fever - A light comedy

“From now on I'm thinking only of me."

Major Danby replied indulgently with a superior smile: "But, Yossarian, suppose everyone felt that way."

"Then," said Yossarian, "I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“We have only a little time to please the living. But all eternity to love the dead.”
― Sophocles, Antigone