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“So three Bagmen and a slaver go into a bar . . .” Finn began as the wails grew closer.

Selena whipped her head around, hissing, “Are you serious, Magician? They’re almost here.”

“What?” Finn whispered. “Just because we’re about to be swarmed by bloodthirsty zombies doesn’t mean we can’t have a laugh.”

Matthew made a eureka! hand gesture. “Zomedy!”

“Damn straight, Matto.”
― Kresley Cole, Endless Knight

“They’re just waiting for nightfall. Then you’re s.o.l., sister. There’s only one other chick in the entire camp. But she’s the chief redneck’s daughter, so they consider her off-limits, kind of f a Smurfette situation.” He exhaled, grinning up at the slats of the cage roof. “Smoking body on that one—but shy a few teeth. Still, I’d do Hickette with a flag over her face.”

“Excuse me?”

Matthew chuckled. “Do her for his country.”

“Matthew!” I cried, frowning at him. I’d thought of him as more . . . innocent.”
― Kresley Cole, Poison Princess

“You look like utter hell,” Circe told me.

“I wish you’d stop sugar-coating things, Water Witch.”
― Kresley Cole, Arcana Rising

“Fight me as long as you're able.
You will find I have far more practice with eternity”
― Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone