Amanda

“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin