Kayla

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this --
One of you is lying.”
― Dorothy Parker

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers