Jacy K

“How to Commit the Perfect Murder" was an old game in heaven. I always chose the icicle: the weapon melts away.”
― Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off stage, I vanish from your memory. I'll bet you're probably thinking, "I don't remember seeing you," or "I've never seen you." And that just goes to show you how good I am.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.