Jacy K

“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“I prefer physical books to eBooks, because an eBook can’t be the solution to a wobbly chair like a real book can.”
― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

“How to Commit the Perfect Murder" was an old game in heaven. I always chose the icicle: the weapon melts away.”
― Alice Sebold, The Lovely Bones