Elena

“That's what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.”
― Ivan Turgenev, Diary of a Superfluous Man

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“- Кто, по-вашему, этот мощный старик? Это - гигант мысли, отец русской демократии и особа, приближенная к императору.”
― Ilia Ilf, The Twelve Chairs

“Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly.
The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation.
"I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol!”
― Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita