Simsi Simonsen

“Until then, I suggest you begin hoarding things like cigarettes, coffee, drugs, alcohol, soap—especially concentrated, antibacterial dish detergent—rope, wire, antibiotics, birth control pills, matches, ammunition, airtight storage containers, water purification systems, vegetable seeds, potatoes, marijuana seeds, knives, guns, salt, spices, and flammable liquids. ”
― Sara King, Zero's Return

“LYB NBC—which means “love ya, babe; nuts, back & critters”—the first half being pretty self-explanatory. Less obviously, “nuts, back, and critters” means watch out for crazy people, watch your back because you can’t trust anyone, and don’t run over any animals.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“Sure relationships include arguments, but pain is not a side-effect of love.”
― Tyler Oakley, Binge

“The joy you find as a teen, however frivolous and dumb, is pure and meaningful.”
― Goldy Moldavsky, Kill the Boy Band