Jacqueline Siking

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
― Albert Einstein

“I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I waste time being quiet and not saying anything because I'm afraid I'll stutter.”
― Ned Vizzini, It's Kind of a Funny Story

“Everything I need to know... I learned in kindergarten.”
― Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier