Susan Samuel

“Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.”
― Rob Sheffield, Talking to Girls About Duran Duran

“Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
― Zsa Zsa Gabor

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”
― David Frost