Deepa Swaminathan

“Abandon the idea, Jeeves. I fear you have not studied the sex as I have. Missing her lunch means little or nothing to the female of the species. The feminine attitude toward lunch is notoriously airy and casual. Where you have made your bloomer is confusing lunch with tea. Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it. At such times the most amiable of the sex become mere bombs which a spark may ignite." Bertie Wooster”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“I could make a poet out of far less promising material. I could make a poet out of two sticks and a piece of orange peel.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“He had that extra four or five inches of neck which disqualifies a man for high honors in the beauty competition”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

“Aunt Agatha is like an elephant- not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never forgets.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Joy in the Morning