Deepa Swaminathan

“You have the most infernal habit when anyone says the simplest thing to you, of letting your lower jaw drop and looking like a half-witted sheep staring over a fence.”
― PG Wodehouse

“The more the other party thinks he's having his way, the easier always to get your own.”
― Jerome K. Jerome, Fanny and the servant problem, a quite possible play in four acts

“He had that extra four or five inches of neck which disqualifies a man for high honors in the beauty competition”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor

“It seems to be one of Nature’s laws that the most attractive girls should have the least attractive brothers. Fillmore Nicholas had not worn well. At the age of seven he had been an extraordinarily beautiful child, but after that he had gone all to pieces; and now, at the age of twenty-five, it would be idle to deny that he was something of a mess.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, The Adventures of Sally