“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Storm Front
― Storm Front
“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
― Blood Rites
― Blood Rites
“An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
― Blood Rites
― Blood Rites
“I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
― Fool Moon
― Fool Moon
“Polka will never die.”
― Dead Beat
― Dead Beat
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