“Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.”
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“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”
― The Quillan Games
― The Quillan Games
“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
― The Titan’s Curse
― The Titan’s Curse
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