Blessing Karumbidza

“How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows”
― Alex Morritt, Impromptu Scribe

“I don't mind being called a liar. I am. I am a marvelous liar. But I hate being called a liar when I´m telling the perfect truth.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.”
― Thomas Paine

“I don't want someone to believe my lies, I need someone to accept my truths.”
― Kellie Elmore