Elaina W.

“Now I’m in a rougher neighborhood. The kind of neighborhood where you keep your rover doors locked and never come to a complete stop at intersections.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“It was great! Straight-A student. Hanging around nerdy guys too scared to try anything. No wild side at all. You were every father’s dream daughter.” “Thanks, Dad, I—” “But then you got on a giant bomb that blasted you to Mars. And I mean that literally.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“I ask for a picture, and I get the Fonz”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“It’s awesome to have a bunch of dipshits on Earth telling me, a botanist, how to grow plants.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian